Pasta Shit to Eat

PASTAAAA!  I love pasta.  I could eat all of the noodley options in the world, every day of the week, & never be sick of them. This isn’t a very long list of pasta options, but I’m hoping to add more to it soon because all […]

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The Shitty Tales of Pregnancy: Gender Disappointment

I feel like as a mother, a woman, & a pregnant woman, there are too many topics that we cannot touch due to their taboo nature. Today’s topic is Gender Disappointment.  Gender Disappointment is something that you feel when you find out you are having one […]

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The Shitty Tales of Pregnancy: Constipation & Ghost Shits

I am currently 14 weeks into my second pregnancy & can I just say that this has been a completely different experience from my last.  I know that everyone says that, but now that I’m experiencing it, I can attest to this obnoxious fucking statement. […]

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Tales of a Wannabe Seamstress: These Boots Were Made For Walking

Tales of a Wannabe Seamstress: These Boots Were Made For Walking… Me off a cliff     I did it. I purchased Maggie’s Stay on Bootie Pattern- HERE–  I read the tutorial over & over again to attempt to ease my way into the pool […]

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DIY Hybrid Fitted Cloth Diaper Tutorial

DIY Hybrid Fitted Cloth Diaper Tutorial After writing my “Tales of a Wannabe Seamstress” stories and posting them on the facebook groups, Fluff Love Sewing & No Mama Drama Sewing, I was asked by many of the obviously disoriented women for a tutorial on how […]

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The Tales of a Wannabe Seamstress: PART TWO

The Tales of a Wannabe Seamstress Part 2: Today started like any normal day would. Little baby Kalani awoke at the asscrack of dawn & my day began. But unlike yesterday, a successful day of sewing was to bestowed upon me by the Brother & […]

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The Tales of a Wannabe Seamstress: Part One

The Tales of a Wannabe Seamstress: PART ONE   Today I decided it was going to be the day I got some sewing projects done! I was going to make my 8 month old little man a beanie, a bibdana, matching soft slippers, AND MY […]

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HOW TO: Easy Harem Shorts For Your Little!

HOW TO: EASY HAREM SHORTS FOR YOUR LITTLE!     What you will need for this tutorial: 1. Woven Cotton Fabric for the legs (I used quilter’s cotton from Joanns) 2. Jersey Knit Fabric for the waistband & cuffs (I bought some from Walmart) 3. Scissors/ Rotary Cutter4. […]

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How to make a baby quilt: Easy DIY steps for your next project

How to make a baby quilt: Easy DIY steps for your next project!     I did it! I made my son a fuckin quilt! AND HE LOVES IT!! So here is my super easy “for dipshits” instructions on how to make a cute as […]

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Three natural products that have helped my baby through sickness!

Three Natural Products To Help Soothe Your Sick Baby!   Today I have a post far from DIY crafts & along the lines of “how I soothed my sick baby with natural products.”   My little man is sick. Not just a runny nose, but a croaky […]

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