When You Just Need To Fuckin Eat

 

This category, I just didn’t really know what to do.  The foods I were given by moms where I didn’t know where to place… this is that place.  This was the section where hot dogs and canned meats prevailed.  There are a lot of options here where you may just be able to find shit you already have to eat.

I fuckin love spam and vienna sausages so this section is my shit.

  • Black pepper spam tacos
    • Slice spam & fry
    • Warm up corn tortillas
    • Add Spam
    • Pico de gallo

 

  • Mac & Cheese with Vienna Sausages w/ steamed veggies

 

  • Mac & Cheese with Spam, w/ steamed veggies

 

  • Wiener rollups
    • Hot dogs or brats wrapped in crescent rolls

 

  • Instant mashed potatoes, throw cut up hot dogs in, throw cheese over top

 

  • Ramen noodles & warm pillsbury cinnamon rolls

 

  • Coney Dogs & crinkle fries

 

  • Pizza bake pasta
    • Box of pasta in 9X13 pan
    • Add jar of pasta sauce plus fill jar with water & add
    • Mix and cover
    • Bake 30-40 minutes @ 350
    • Uncover & top with cheese & whatever pizza toppings you like
    • Bake until cheese is golden brown

 

 

  • Kids Buffet Night
        • “Ice cream, cereal, cup o noodles, ravioli, popcorn, fruit, veggies, or whatever’s in the fridge or cupboard they can make for themselves”

 

 

  • Cracker Sandwiches
    • Crackers
    • Salami
    • Cheese
    • Grapes
    • Carrots with ranch
        • “Kids make their own little cracker sandwiches and I do NOTHING”

 

 

  • Freezer section of the store- Annie’s Organics
        • “They have freezer meals in a bag”

 

  • Hot Dogs, Beans, Cheese- All On Bread
    • Cut up hotdogs & fry them in pan
    • Add can of baked beans
    • Melt cheese on bread in oven
    • Put meat mixture on top

 

  • Baby Pizzas
    • Bake some canned biscuits then split them in half
    • Spread pizza sauce on each half
    • Add pepperoni cheese or whatever toppings
    • Throw back in oven til cheese melts

 

  • Nachos

 

  • “I order take out”

 

  • “I just don’t cook #fendforyourself”

 

  • “Hello Fresh!”

 

  • “Trader Joe’s frozen foods are my life”

 

  • “Take tortilla, throw cottage cheese and a few canned peach wedges and bacon, wrap it up and eat it.”

 

  • “Slice of bread, throw tuna mixed with may on it, lay slice of canned pineapple on top, top with piece of cheddar cheese, finish off with cordial cherries and throw in oven under broil until cheese melts”

 

  • “I buy as much premade food as I can.  Trader Joe’s has a lot of good dishes like that. Like cooked and/or seasoned chicken.  They have frozen mashed potatoes. And frozen rice dishes that are pretty good/  They have some pasta dishes that are easy to microwave and taste like a fresh meal. I love costco meals from the deli area.  Huge meals that just need to be thrown in the oven for an hour.  They’re not cheap though.  Pre-made salad mixes. Pre-made soups. lol . All of it.”

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