Red Meat Dinners

AH, RED MEAT!
The possible cause of heart disease in America!
Just kidding.

Ground beef is always my go-to for dinners.  It’s easy as fuck to make & if you wanna spice up your life all you have to do is throw in some pre-minced garlic to the meat while it’s cooking.
These are also the meals where dumping & ditching are easy as fuck to do.  Ground beef is going to be precooked for basically all of these & all you have to do is throw some other shit in there with it… then you’re done!

I think it’s safe to say that hamburger meat is the epitome of half the American population. Lazy.
Just kidding.

 

  • Chili
    • Just open the fucking can

 

  • Simple Ground Beef Casserole
    • Brown ground beef
    • Diced potatoes
    • Chop Onions
    • Dump Corn
    • Use some Verde sauce
    • Throw in the oven @ 375 to cook up potatoes
    • Throw cheese on top to melt at the end
        • “All you really do is brown ground beef & chop some shit”

 

  • Velveeta Cheesy Skillet (or hamburger helper)
    • Brown Ground beef
    • Follow Velveeta Helper instructions & shit
    • Side veggies
    • Frozen garlic bread

 

  • Hamburger Helper
    • Chicken helper when you don’t want red meat
        • “One pound of ground beef & all the shit from the box”

 

  • Hamburger Helper- Crunchy Taco Flavor
    • Add:
      • 1 Can of diced tomatoes
      • 1 Can of olive
      • 1 Can of corn
        • “We usually add shit to it”

 

  • Meatballs & Zucchini
    • Bag of frozen meatballs
    • Jar of sauce
    • Cut up some zucchini
    • Throw it all together in pot

 

  • Cheeseburger Skillet
    • Ground turkey/beef
    • Toss in when meat is browned
      • diced tomatoes
      • Bacon
      • Use fave veggies
      • Worcestershire
      • Mustard
    • Let simmer for 15 minutes
    • Toss cheese on top

 

  • Omaha Steaks (delivered to house)
    • Stick meat it in the oven
    • Make boxed pasta side
      • Or make veggie side
      • Or salad mix

 

  • Spaghetti & Frozen garlic bread
    • If you don’t know how the fuck to make spaghetti, I fucking can’t help you

 

  • Poor Mans Meal
    • Brown ground beef
    • Mashed potatoes (instant if you’re lazy as fuck, or mash some real ones)
    • Brown gravy
    • Add corn

 

  • Creamy Beef Tortillas
    • Ground beef cooked & drained
    • Mixed in cream of mushroom
    • Serve on corn tortillas

 

  • Enchilazada
    • Brown ground beef
    • Corn tortillas
    • Shit from pantry
      • Can of refried beans
      • Cheese 
      • Corn
    • Build lasagna pile of food with some enchilada sauce
    • Throw in oven @ 375 for 20-25 minutes

 

  • Bagged caesar & already marinated ribs to BBQ
  • Shepherds Pie
    • Brown ground beef
    • Add mixed frozen veggies to cooked beef
    • Add 2 cans of cream of mushroom to cooked beef
    • Once cooked, lay in casserole dish
      • Top with mashed potatoes
      • Shredded cheese
    • Warm up in oven
        • “I make a huge dish cuz everyone loves the leftovers.  Don’t have to cook the next day”

 

  • Tacos
    • Taco shells
    • Flavor packets
    • Cook ground beef
      • Add flavor packets and follow instructions according to those
    • Put shells in oven for 5 minutes
    • Buy pre-shredded cheese
    • Buy pre-shredded lettuce

 

  • Cheesy Beefy Noodles
    • Brown ground beef with:
      • onion
      • Garlic
    • Add:
      • Mixed veggies
      • 1 Can of crushed tomatoes
    • Let simmer for 10 minutes
    • Add a half cup of noodles
    • Let simmer another 10 minutes
    • Take out half & sprinkle shredded cheese on top
    • Add 2nd half & top with more cheese

 

  • Un Stuffed Bell peppers
    • Ground hamburger meat
    • Chopped onion
    • Chopped bell peppers
    • 1 Corn
    • Rice
    • Diced tomatoes
    • Tomato sauce
    • Cook for 30 minutes on stovetop after meat is cooked first

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