Lazy Bitch Cookbook Masterlist

 

Alright, bitches, It’s here.  The Lazy Bitch Cookbook.
I fucking hate cooking, & let’s be honest, I really have no place creating a “cookbook,”  which is why I got help from a couple hundred moms.  I’m just another mom who doesn’t want to have to put much effort into figuring out what to cook the family & I want to take the EASIEST ROUTE POSSIBLE.

This list is perfect for busy moms, moms who just fucking hate cooking, daddies, aunties, uncles, lazy ass college students who don’t know how to properly follow recipes… FOOD FOR ALL.
Perfect for bitches who hate spending time in the kitchen!

Are these meals healthy? Ehh, I mean, some are moderately high carb.
Loads of potato and rice options…
Don’t want potato or rice? Switch the shit up with quinoa or sweet potatoes.
Wanna make a dish fancy? Throw some asparagus on it.  That’s the fanciest vegetable there is.

I recently posted in my favorite mom group asking everyone what their best “cop out” meals was-
meaning, the easiest meals they make for their family, that take little to no effort, that they can just slap together without a second thought, but also make it look like they did shit-
This post got hundreds of comments & at that point I realized all of these little meal ideas needed to be put together in one solid location.

So here it is.
The solid as fuck location. 

I broke the meals down to food type categories, & each category can be clicked on to get to the “recipes.”
This is not your regular Pinterest cookbook site…
Many of these meal plans involve slapping shit together at your best guess on measurements…

When you go to each category, I’ll include some “common sense” tips to following the shit you’re gonna be making, just to help you out a bit…

ALSO,
If you make any of these meals, I would LOVE for you to drop a comment saying if you changed or added anything or how the food tasted- that way I can go through & edit in any additional options for each dinner.

Goodluck Motherfuckers.
& May the Odds be Ever in your Favor.

 

Slow-Cooker Meals aka premeditated meals

  • Crockpot Ribs
  • Vegetable beef soup in crockpot
  • Roast
  • Chuck roast
  • Pork shoulder
  • Pork Butt
  • Mississippi Roast
  • Slow Cooker Steak
  • Pork Chops
  • Slow Cooker Kielbasa
  • Meatball Stroganoff
  • Crockpot ham white beans
  • BBQ Chicken
  • Spicy chicken
  • Crack Chicken Sandwiches
  • Pesto Chicken Crockpot
  • Slow Cooker Chicken and Dumplings
  • Italian Dressing Chicken
  • Chicken tacos

 

Bird Meat Dinners

  • Chicken Tostadas
  • Aldi Parmesan Chicken Tender Wraps (or any frozen parm chick tenders)
  • Rotisserie Chicken Wraps
  • Frozen BBQ Chicken
  • Cheesy Frozen Chicken
  • Chicken sausage
  • Rotisserie chicken shredded over salad
  • Creamy Chicken Casserole
  • Chicken & Rice Casserole (using raw chicken instead of precooked)
  • Teriyaki Chicken
  • Chicken Teriyaki from scratch
  • Creamy Cheesy Chicken
  • Make Wontons
  • Salsa Chicken
  • Frozen orange chicken with veggies & rice on side
  • Bagged Frozen chicken stir fry
  • Sheet Pan Chicken
  • Chicken & Apple Sausage skillet
  • Frozen PF Changs with rice
  • Birds Eye chicken ranch noodles
  • Dump Bake Chicken Parmesan
  • Rotisserie chicken, Store bought macaroni salad/potato salad, & Hawaiian Sweet Rolls
  • Bomb Ass Quesadillas
  • Rotisserie Chicken, Boil egg noodles, & throw in a Bird’s Eye Steamer Bag of veggies
  • Nuggets & Noodles
  • Chicken, Lentils, & Rice
  • Salsa Chicken and boxed pasta bullshit
  • Chicken Pot Pie
  • Mushroom Chicken
  • Rotisserie chicken from grocery store, mac n cheese from deli, & salad
  • Stir Fry
  • Chicken Biscuits
  • Cowboy Pie

 

Red Meat Dinners

  • Chili
  • Simple Ground Beef Casserole
  • Velveeta Cheesy Skillet (or hamburger helper)
  • Hamburger Helper
  • Hamburger Helper- Crunchy Taco Flavor
  • Meatballs & Zucchini
  • Cheeseburger Skillet
  • Omaha Steaks (delivered to house)
  • Spaghetti & Frozen garlic bread
  • Poor Mans Meal
  • Creamy Beef Tortillas
  • Enchilazada
  • Bagged Caesar & already marinated ribs to BBQ
  • Shepherds Pie
  • Tacos
  • Cheesy Beefy Noodles
  • Un-Stuffed Bell peppers

 

Pork Dinners

  • Pressure Cooker Pork Chops
  • Pressure Cooker Kalua Pig
  • Lime Pork Chops
  • Bourbon Brown Sugar Pork Loin
  • Italian sausage with Sauteed Pierogies
  • Kielbasa & Fried Potatoes
  • Ranch Pork Chops
  • Cheese Ham
  • Smoked Sausage & Mac n Cheese

 

Seafood Dinners

  • Costco or Sams stuffed salmon
  • Oven roasted salmon
  • Tuna Mac Salad
  • Tuna Noodle Casserole

 

Breakfast For Dinner

  • Breakfast for dinner (variants of:)
  • Sheet Pan Pancakes
  • Cereal

 

When You Just Need To Fuckin Eat

  • Black Pepper Spam Tacos
  • Mac & Cheese with Vienna Sausages w/ steamed veggies
  • Mac & Cheese with Spam, w/ steamed veggies
  • Wiener rollups
  • Instant mashed potatoes, throw cut up hot dogs in, throw cheese over top
  • Ramen noodles & warm Pillsbury cinnamon rolls
  • Coney Dogs & crinkle fries
  • Pizza bake pasta
  • Deconstructed Pizza Casserole
  • Kids Buffet Night
  • Yum Bowls
  • Cracker Sandwiches
  • Parmesan Roasted Cauliflower
  • Freezer section of the store- Annie’s Organics
  • Hot Dogs, Beans, Cheese- All On Bread
  • Baby Pizzas
  • Nachos
  • “I order take out”
  • “I just don’t cook #fendforyourself”
  • “Hello Fresh!”
  • “Trader Joe’s frozen foods are my life”
  • “Take a tortilla, throw cottage cheese and a few canned peach wedges and bacon, wrap it up and eat it.”
  • “Slice of bread, throw tuna mixed with may on it, lay slice of canned pineapple on top, top with piece of cheddar cheese, finish off with cordial cherries and throw in oven under broil until cheese melts”
  • “I buy as much pre-made food as I can.  Trader Joe’s has a lot of good dishes like that. Like cooked and/or seasoned chicken.  They have frozen mashed potatoes. And frozen rice dishes that are pretty good/  They have some pasta dishes that are easy to microwave and taste like a fresh meal. I love Costco meals from the deli area.  Huge meals that just need to be thrown in the oven for an hour.  They’re not cheap though.  Pre-made salad mixes. Pre-made soups. lol . All of it.”

 

Sammiches  for Din Din

  • Fried egg grilled cheese sandwiches
  • Grilled Cheese & Tomato Soup
  • Italian Sandwich
  • Open Faced Turkey Sandwiches
  • Soup & Sandwich
  • Peanut Butter & banana toasted sandwich with a big glass of milk
  • Store-bought rotisserie chicken sandwiches on baby Hawaiian rolls
  • BBQ Chicken Sandwich
  • Pulled pork freezer sandwiches & boxed scalloped potatoes

 

Soup & Salads for Dinner

  • Chicken Taco Soup
  • Canned beef stew over rice
  • Salad
  • Soup
  • Chicken Gnocchi Soup
  • Taco Soup
  • Chicken Noodle Soup

 

Pasta Shit to Eat

  • Tortellini
  • Chicken Alfredo
  • Chicken Chipotle Alfredo
  • Ghetto Lasagna
  • Italian Mozzarella Pasta w/ Chicken
  • Stuffed Shells
  • Ravioli

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