Bird Meat Dinners


These easy chicken meals are a compilation that consists primarily of frozen precooked chicken & precooked rotisserie chicken, WITH some raw chicken recipes on the side.
Remember, these are supposed to be easy chicken meal options that you can throw together without a second thought.  We wanted simplicity here.  WE DON’T WANT TO FUCK AROUND FOR AN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF TIME! There’s wine to drink!
But if you really NEED to cook your own chicken, I’m sorry, but you may just have to wing that shit…

Many meals call for frozen steamable veggies to make in the microwave due to how easy as fuck they are, but you can also use canned veggies (obviously), AND IF YOU WANNA BE FRESH AS FUCK BUY THEM FRESH.

There are also many meals that call for specific brands or store versions of foods- this is not something you have to follow, of course, this was a personal preference that the mother had.  Foods can obviously be substituted.

Rice also comes in many forms
-minute rice
-90-second rice
– made in a rice cooker
Choose whatever is EASIER for you

Potatoes also come in different forms
-Instant mashed potatoes
-Fresh mashed potatoes
-Baked Potatoes
-Etc.

(I don’t get to make anything but fresh ass mashed potatoes because the man of the house won’t settle for instant.  Which is okay because my personal mashed potatoes are bomb as fuck & it makes it look like I’ve done more than I actually have)

& If I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again, ASPARAGUS IS THE FANCIEST VEGETABLE.

 

  • Chicken Tostadas
    • Shred rotisserie chicken
    • Add frozen vegetables
    • Mayo
    • Mix it all up
    • Put on tostadas (for the bitches in the back, that’s a toasted or deep fried tortilla)
    • Optional adds: sour cream, mexican cream sauce, hot sauce, seasoning salt

 

  • Aldi Parmesan Chicken Tender Wraps (or any frozen parm chick tenders)
    • Bake Chicken
    • Tortillas
    • Shredded cheese
    • Lettuce
    • Ranch or buffalo sauce
    • Wrap that shit up
    • Also make bag of frozen steam veggies in the microwave for a side
    • Frozen tots

 

  • Rotisserie Chicken Wraps
    • Shred rotisserie chicken
    • Cut tomato
    • Avocado
    • Lettuce
    • Jalapenos
    • Put in tortilla
    • Add some caesar salad dressing & cheese

 

  • Frozen BBQ Chicken
    • Red bag of Frozen BBQ Chicken from Trader Joe’s
    • Bag of frozen french green beans
    • Rice

 

  • Cheesey Frozen Chicken  
    • Frozen 3 cheese chicken
    • Frozen garlic bread
    • Premixed side salad

 

  • Chicken sausage
    • Cut up chicken Sausage
    • Cut up veggies
      • Onion
      • Zuchini
      • Bell Pepper
      • Cherry Tomato
      • Whatever other veggies you like
      • (You don’t have to use ones listed)
    • Drizzle olive oil over
    • Sprinkle salt, pepper, garlic powder
    • Roast in oven @ 400 for 30 minutes

 

  • Rotisserie chicken shredded over salad

 

  • Creamy Chicken Casserole
    • Chopped cooked chicken (shred rotisserie chicken for easiest option)
    • Cream of chicken soup
    • White rice
    • Shredded cheese
    • A little bit of milk
    • Mix all together & put in a baking dish
    • Top with cheese
    • Bake for 20 minutes (or until cooked/heated) @ 400
      • Alternative without rice, mash tatertots in and put on top then bake (bake at temp & time needed for tatertots)
        • “Or just use rice and tatertots because fuck yes”

 

 

  • Teriyaki Chicken
    • Cut up boneless chicken
    • Fry in teriyaki sauce
    • Make minute rice
    • Let chicken cook in minute rice and some steamable broccoli
    • Can use different sauces
        • “When I’m feeling fancy I do steak instead of chicken”

 

  • Chicken Teriyaki from scratch
    • Mix
      • 1 Cup of soy sauce
      • 1/2 Cup of brown sugar,
      • Little honey
      • Garlic
    • Brown chicken thighs
    • Pour sauce over it
    • Cook until thickened
    • Eat with white rice

 

  • Creamy Cheesey Chicken
    • Mix 2 cans of cream of chicken soup (or 1 chicken with 1 mushroom or celery of whatever you prefer) with ¼ cup of chicken stock
    • Pour over chicken breast in 13” pan
    • Lay sliced swiss cheese across chicken
    • Cover in uncooked breadcrumbs
    • Drizzle butter on top
    • Bake
        • “Bake that bitch at 375 for about 20-30 minutes”

 

  • Make Wontons
    • Walmart in produce section grab wonton wraps
    • Mix Together
      • cream cheese
      • chopped jalapeno
      • ranch dip mix
      • little bit of cheese
    • Put a small ball of mixture on wonton
    • Close up
    • Fry in hot oil until golden brown
        • “Can also add chicken & white rice with some Panda Express sauce if you want “above & beyond wontons”

 

  • Salsa Chicken
    • Put 5 chicken breasts in pan
    • Pour whole jar of green salsa
    • Squeeze lime juice on top
    • Cook @ 375 for 30 minutes
    • Take out & put cheese on top
    • Broil for 5 minutes.
    • Serve with white rice
        • “Maybe with some tortillas if you’re feeling fancy”

 

  • Frozen orange chicken with veggies & rice on side

 

  • Bagged Frozen chicken stir fry

 

  • Sheet Pan Chicken
    • Throw chicken thighs or breast on sheet pan
    • Throw an assortment of roughly chopped veggies & potatoes
    • Sprinkle olive oil & salt
    • Roast @ 425 until done

 

  • Chicken & Apple Sausage skillet
    • Slice up Chicken Apple Sausage
    • Cut up
      • Peppers
      • Onions
      • Potatoes
      • Zucchini
    • Saute in skillet & season with salt and pepper

 

  • Frozen PF Changs with rice

 

  • Birds Eye chicken ranch noodles

 

 

  • Rotisserie chicken, Store bought macaroni salad/potato salad, & Hawaiian Sweet Rolls

 

  • Bomb Ass Quesadillas
    • Shredded rotisserie chicken
    • Add cheese & whatever you like in them
        • “I like adding tomato, onion & jalapenos”
    • Pop in microwave or cook in frying pan with no oil
      • Also can spray lightly with olive oil cooking spray for a little extra crisp

 

  • Rotisserie Chicken, Boil egg noodles, & throw in a Bird’s Eye Steamer Bag of veggies

 

  • Nuggets & Noodles
    • Heat up chicken nuggets
    • Boil egg noodles
    • Heat up Bird’s Eye Steamer Bag of veggies
    • mix together noodles & veggies with butter and salt

 

  • Chicken, Lentils, & Rice
    • Rotisserie chicken, cut up & sauteed
    • Add can of lentil soup
    • Add some milk
    • Salt & garlic powder
    • Cook on low
    • Add rice from pre cooked packets

 

  • Salsa Chicken and boxed pasta bullshit
    • Take chicken breasts
    • Pour salsa over it
    • Add cheese
    • Bake until chicken is done @ 375
    • Eat with boxed pasta salad

 

  • Chicken Pot Pie
    • Mix 2 family size cans of cream of chicken soup
    • Sweet Sue canned chicken chunks, corn
    • Can of veg-all
    • Frozen peas
    • Lay crust (pillsbury red box) in pan
    • Pour contents on top
    • Pull crust over
    • Cook for an hour @ 425 degrees

 

  • Mushroom Chicken
    • Oven @ 350
    • Boneless skinless chicken thighs
    • seasoned with garlic salt
    • Throw into oven for 20 minutes
    • Flip, season, bake another 20 minutes
    • Flip add cream of mushroom
    • Bake 20 minutes
    • Serve with rice & that as gravy

 

  • Rotisserie chicken from grocery store, mac n cheese from deli, & salad

 

  • Stir Fry
    • Cook chicken breasts for a while in olive oil, first on a skillet
      • Cut up when fairly done
    • Add frozen package of stir fry veggies
    • Add Sauce
    • Eat with rice

 

  • Chicken Biscuits
    • Bisquick
    • Milk
    • Spices
    • Frozen
      • Peas
      • Carrots
      • Corn
    • Some butter
    • Cooked chicken
      • Mix together in a bowl & spoon it into muffin tins
    • Bake @ 375 for 10-15 minutes (until golden brown & cooked through)
    • Serve with gravy & mashed potatoes

 

  • Cowboy Pie
    • 1lb Ground turkey
    • 1 Bag mixed veggies (corn and carrot green bean mixture)
    • 1 Package of mashed potatoes (or boxed)
    • Shredded cheese
        • “Cook turkey with frozen veggies and add garlic salt and pepper or mrs dash, once meat is cooked put in a casserole dish and spread mashed potatoes over it, (I used prepackaged bob evans garlic ones) then sprinkle shredded cheese over it.”
    • Bake at 350 for 25 minutes

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