Detox Your Armpits With This Natural How-To Guide

  A few days ago a friend of mine starts talking to me about detoxing her pits- saying that it helps with BO issues- which really got me into researching this process.  A detox for your pits?! WHAT?! We used a magical potion of bentonite […]

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Defeat the Mommy Wars by Ending Your Internal Battle

Defeat the Mommy Wars by Ending Your Internal Battle I didn’t know becoming a mom was going to push me into the internet savvy world of gestational ass holes.  I took to the world wide web for motherly advice, expecting kind women willing to help […]

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Absence Will Grow to Appearance, I’m back bitches!

Absence Will Grow to Appearance I’m Back Bitches! What’s Up Everyone! So it’s been a few fuckin months since posting & cannot say enough how sorry I am for it.  We picked up & moved from Hawaii to NORTH FUCKIN DAKOTA! This isn’t a permanent living state, […]

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Tales of a Wannabe Seamstress: These Boots Were Made For Walking

Tales of a Wannabe Seamstress: These Boots Were Made For Walking… Me off a cliff     I did it. I purchased Maggie’s Stay on Bootie Pattern- HERE–  I read the tutorial over & over again to attempt to ease my way into the pool […]

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DIY Hybrid Fitted Cloth Diaper Tutorial

DIY Hybrid Fitted Cloth Diaper Tutorial After writing my “Tales of a Wannabe Seamstress” stories and posting them on the facebook groups, Fluff Love Sewing & No Mama Drama Sewing, I was asked by many of the obviously disoriented women for a tutorial on how […]

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The Tales of a Wannabe Seamstress: PART TWO

The Tales of a Wannabe Seamstress Part 2: Today started like any normal day would. Little baby Kalani awoke at the asscrack of dawn & my day began. But unlike yesterday, a successful day of sewing was to bestowed upon me by the Brother & […]

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The Tales of a Wannabe Seamstress: Part One

The Tales of a Wannabe Seamstress: PART ONE   Today I decided it was going to be the day I got some sewing projects done! I was going to make my 8 month old little man a beanie, a bibdana, matching soft slippers, AND MY […]

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HOW TO: Easy Harem Shorts For Your Little!

HOW TO: EASY HAREM SHORTS FOR YOUR LITTLE!     What you will need for this tutorial: 1. Woven Cotton Fabric for the legs (I used quilter’s cotton from Joanns) 2. Jersey Knit Fabric for the waistband & cuffs (I bought some from Walmart) 3. Scissors/ Rotary Cutter4. […]

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How to make a baby quilt: Easy DIY steps for your next project

How to make a baby quilt: Easy DIY steps for your next project!     I did it! I made my son a fuckin quilt! AND HE LOVES IT!! So here is my super easy “for dipshits” instructions on how to make a cute as […]

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Three natural products that have helped my baby through sickness!

Three Natural Products To Help Soothe Your Sick Baby!   Today I have a post far from DIY crafts & along the lines of “how I soothed my sick baby with natural products.”   My little man is sick. Not just a runny nose, but a croaky […]

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